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Oebalus insularis, known as the island stink bug and the coffee-colored rice bug, is a species of stink bug found in tropical and subtropical regions. This species is known for its role as an agricultural pest, particularly in rice fields, where it feeds on developing grains by piercing them with its proboscis.
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